Wed 8 Nov 2006
Cries in the night
Posted by Ross under East Aurora, NY
[6] Comments
Well, checking my phone this morning I realized that last night at around 8:21pm mountain time I received a cryptic if not drunken phone call from Frank Stallone! The message
Beginning of Message
Mysterious Drunken Woman – “Danny Lover, I want to go to our bar in Rochester! I love it … “
Male Voice in the background – “who is that?â€Â
Insane Cackling in the background
Mysterious Drunken Woman – “It’s the bossman, it’s … I don’t know … can you pull the phone away from my face now …â€Â
Mysterious Drunken Woman gives phone to the Male Voice
More Insane Cackling and other miscellaneous sounds associated with a jubilant night out
Mysterious Drunken Woman in the background now – “Hi Courtney!â€Â
Male Voice on the phone now – “Hi Courtney!â€Â
End of Message
So, what kind of Election Day party did I miss? Good grief!

November 8th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
I was elected governor of Beertown.
November 8th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
I would have thought you’d run in your home town of Margaritaville?
November 8th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
“Beertown” is actually the name of the state within which Margaritaville resides.
November 9th, 2006 at 9:19 am
As Governor, how will you handle the blasphemous use of an orange slice being used as a substitute for a lemon slice in my Corona last week?
November 9th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
EEENNNHHHHHHHH
November 9th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Is that Danny pretending to be snakes?