• the average daily number of farts ran to about about 9.15; females admitted to 3.28 per day while the men admited to 13.63
  • When dating or in a monogamous relationship, people wait on an average 92.77 days before openly farting in the presence of the beloved; 62.98 days for men and 149.82 days for the women.
  • Quoting Jean Genet’s remark that “every man loves the smell of his own farts” the respondents were asked if they have ever farted into the cupped hand and smelled it at close hand, so to speak. An honest 21% admitted that hey had; 10% thought the idea sick. I have no idea what the others said.